Ghost

My Basic Bitches ;P

romancingthelookyloos:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”

romancingthelookyloos:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

salacities:

i have no explanation for this im sorry

vineayl:

your-fantasy-is-my-reality:

Rebloging just to fuck with everyone who looks at my blog on their laptop

this fucked with me

vineayl:

your-fantasy-is-my-reality:

Rebloging just to fuck with everyone who looks at my blog on their laptop

this fucked with me

(Source: yungjake)

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome)

encyclopedophile:

satanickittylitter:

honey I shrunk my d*ck

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